[What follows is a list of ironic events or things. Although I feel I’ve only scratched the surface, it was difficult to come up with even ten. Anyone else know any legitimate ironies?]
A pet bird dying in a plane crash.
Being beaten to death by a pacifists’ bodyguards.
A financial planner who takes a vow of poverty.
Dying of internal bleeding after being run over by a Red Cross blood-mobile.
Giving power of attorney to someone who is suing you.
Playing monopoly with a communist.
Complaining to your son that he’s wasting his life while the episode of Three’s Company you are watching is going on in the background.
Setting an opera in a school for the deaf.
While bending down to pick up a quarter, your three hundred dollar iPhone falls from your shirt pocket and cracks on the sidewalk.
A tornado picks up your trailer and drops it into FEMA’s parking lot.