First, let me thank Deb Whittam for challenging me with this one. I DO, in fact, have two quotes on aging:
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. – Francis Bacon
Old age isn’t a battle; old age is a massacre – Philip Roth
(In the interests of full disclosure, I have to say that Francis Bacon was a seventeenth century playwright whose sister I dated a few times)
I’m not going to pick three bloggers but I would like to see Biff (sock, pow) provide two of his favorite quotes on aging…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Do you often date seventeenth century playwrights’ sisters?
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Only when seventeenth century playwrights’ moms won’t give me the time of day…
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Oh man. If Francis Bacon ever offended you, you could have come up with some sweet “Yo Mama” jokes.
“Yo Mama’s so old she remembers the Renaissance.”
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“Yo Mama’s so old, she baby-sat King Lear”
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“Yo Mama’s so old she has a picture of Leonardo DaVinci in her yearbook”
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“Yo mama’s so old, she has spectacles on her nose and a pouch on her side, her youthful hose well-saved a world too wide for her shrunk shank and her womanly voice turning to rasp, pipes and whistles in her sound… and, she’s FAT!”
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