Straights want to be straight
and gays want to be gay.
Both are happy where they’re at
no matter what you say.
.
Guys who try to change the gay
through threats and repetition
are hurting themselves, if they succeed,
by creating more competition.
.
I think about other guys
(and, this is just conceptual)
and, how much more attention I would get
if they all were homosexual.
.
Straight girls would all seek me out
I’d be more popular than I’ve ever been
popular with old and young alike
and also with the men…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I’ve never even thought of this
But golly gosh, you’re right..
Our chances just went up a bit
My future’s looking bright 😎
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I know you’re the poet. But, I have to do something in my spare time…
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“and, this is just conceptual”…😂😂😂 Loved this one!!! Have a GREAT day!
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Thanks, Patti… You,too…
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