[In my studies, I’ve found a lot of anomalies in the theories surrounding the building of the Egyptian pyramids. It wasn’t until I’d made the journey to the country itself and gone on a bender and been evicted from that same country, told to never come back, that I realized that, maybe it wasn’t men but FROGS who built those mighty structures. Proof? I’ve got plenty…]
At the time, frogs had nothing better to do than to build the pyramids
Archaeologists can find no records of Egyptians denying that frogs built the pyramids.
Studies show that the pyramids would’ve been a lot cheaper to build if workers had been paid in flies.
The pyramids wasted a big chunk of the desert, which would’ve been acceptable to frogs who preferred still waters to live near.
Okay, let’s assume frogs DIDN’T build the pyramids. Now, let’s assume that they did. You have no will of your own, do you?
Hebrew slaves couldn’t have built the pyramids because they spent too much time parting seas and conjuring up plagues.
If frogs didn’t build the pyramids, who did? Salamanders? Do you realize how stupid that sounds?
The Egyptian goddess of childbirth, Heqet, had a frog’s head. Anyone who could handle midwifery could definitely stack stones on top of one another.
I have reason to believe that frogs understood the concept of pi centuries before the Egyptians did. Unfortunately, my reason to believe is not a good reason…
Exodus tells us that frogs moved into the cities of the Egyptians in massive numbers probably because the pyramid was finished and they just wanted to blow off a little steam.
It’s no accident that a LOT of frogs look like Omar Sheriff…
Omg this is so funny.
“Okay, let’s assume frogs DIDN’T build the pyramids. Now, let’s assume that they did. You have no will of your own, do you?”
I am dying 😂
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It’s one I’ve been sitting on for a while… but, I’m kind of blocked so… out it goes…
Let me ask: You seem prolific. Do you have a bunch of half-finished stuff that you swear that you’ll get to and never do?
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Not really. I am pretty ruthless, so often if it’s half-finished or I don’t like it, it goes into a folder called “Mediocre Stuff” (and usually stays there).
I think that helps me avoid that guilty feeling of “I should finish that poem about butterfly turds but it’s not really floating my boat.”
I’d hazard a guess and say your folder could be called “Slightly Less Brilliantly Hilarious Stuff Than My Usual,” instead of “Mediocre Stuff,” though!
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I’ve got half-written stuff on old actors, kings you’ve never heard of and, lately… vampire bats. You seem to have a better idea of what you’ll want to keep. I usually imagine that inspiration will overwhelm me. Optimism…?
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Hmm. Your stuff sounds decidedly less rubbish than the stuff I decide to discard. (Yesterday I discarded a limerick about a man who fixed his cat-hair-shedding problem by sewing brushes to gloves.. what??!)
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Frogs … the pyramids were built by frogs??? I scoff at your suggestion … it was the llamas of course.
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Oh god, how could I not laugh at that?!!!!😂
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Thank you so much for making me laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Thank you. I just got a lot of criticism from folks on another site so your compliment has buoyed me a bit…
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They must be mad at you for finding out the truth about who made those pyramids😂
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Fortunately, nasty comments just inspire me. Too many compliments and I freeze up… so… WATCH IT!.
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😂challenge accepted
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Haha.. Hilarious! 😉
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I believe you actually provided more evidence there than the ancient aliens or flat earth theorists…. I’m sold!
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A lot of people didn’t get the satire angle… making fun of the various moronic theories like Ancient Astronauts with just the worst proof…
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I love that show though (not a believer) it’s basically a mental guy taking loads of statements out of context and blaming everything on aliens… I personally believe we were all made by one man in a week and he kicked back on Sunday…. at least there’s proof of that
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