[In my studies, I’ve found a lot of anomalies in the theories surrounding the building of the Egyptian pyramids. It wasn’t until I’d made the journey to the country itself and gone on a bender and been evicted from that same country, told to never come back, that I realized that, maybe it wasn’t men but FROGS who built those mighty structures. Proof? I’ve got plenty…]
At the time, frogs had nothing better to do than to build the pyramids
Archaeologists can find no records of Egyptians denying that frogs built the pyramids.
Studies show that the pyramids would’ve been a lot cheaper to build if workers had been paid in flies.
The pyramids wasted a big chunk of the desert, which would’ve been acceptable to frogs who preferred still waters to live near.
Okay, let’s assume frogs DIDN’T build the pyramids. Now, let’s assume that they did. You have no will of your own, do you?
Hebrew slaves couldn’t have built the pyramids because they spent too much time parting seas and conjuring up plagues.
If frogs didn’t build the pyramids, who did? Salamanders? Do you realize how stupid that sounds?
The Egyptian goddess of childbirth, Heqet, had a frog’s head. Anyone who could handle midwifery could definitely stack stones on top of one another.
I have reason to believe that frogs understood the concept of pi centuries before the Egyptians did. Unfortunately, my reason to believe is not a good reason…
Exodus tells us that frogs moved into the cities of the Egyptians in massive numbers probably because the pyramid was finished and they just wanted to blow off a little steam.
It’s no accident that a LOT of frogs look like Omar Sheriff…