He calls out your maiden name during sex.
He ends most phone calls with, “I’ll call you back when my wife can’t hear me discussing having sex with you”
Your husband is suddenly cold to you and you haven’t done anything horrible to him lately.
Your husband appends, “I swear to God” at the end of each statement he makes to you.
He suddenly starts taking a lot of cash out of the bank, converting that cash to gold, then buying Persian rugs with that gold and ultimately trading the rugs for terrifying sex toys.
Your husband suddenly has no interest in complaining about the day to day trials of living with you.
Your husband is less communicative over things like feelings, or money or how you ended up with Syphilis.
He spends more time at work and his job is cleaning septic tanks…
He starts dressing like an adult.
Your husband suddenly takes up high-risk hobbies such as hang gliding, white water rafting or cheating on his wife.
If sex becomes more frequent, less frequent, more passionate or less passionate. ANY change in your sex life indicates an almost mathematical certainty that your husband is cheating on you.
I must say you can apply all this to the reverse too… signs your wife is cheating on you. Lol.
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Jovita, that is a list for another time…
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Hahaha….or how you ended up with Syphilis…hahaha….
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I posted this article to a link site and that was the one I used for a tag-line. I’d like to do one on Signs your Wife May be Cheating on You but I’m not sure I’ve got ten more…
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Haha suddenly starts taking money out converting to gold and buying rugs
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I used, as a framework, an actual list of warning signs about infidelity. One of the signs was, the spouse starts using cash a lot… but, that isn’t particularly funny, so I changed it…
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I did that…. cheating cost me far more financially than emotionally haha
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I was on the other side of that coin. And, it cost her…
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Oh this is so funny. The Persian Rugs and Syphilis had me almost in tears.
And THAT’S a sentence that I never thought I’d write…
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I enjoyed your interview responses btw.
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Ahhh thanks 😊
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Swear to God is the first sign
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You speak from experience?
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LOL nope…I don’t do cheating, only one-night-stand
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You Europeans!
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Or he goes to Thailand and when you call he goes “oh, its you.”
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Ouch!
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This made me giggle so much. Very well written!
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Thank you. It was fun to write. Some topics are very fertile and this was one of them…
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