[I write humor during the week, but occasionally some poems leak out of my head and I force those poems on my readers when the weekend rolls around. You may not like this, but it is better than having to look at selfies of my genitals, isn’t it?]
Spy Hard
The secret agent Double Aught
was being sought
far and wide
so, he needed a place to hide
but, his manly ego was hurt
when he had to hide beneath a woman’s skirt
an action he’d stress
he only did under d’ress…
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Fame Fame Fame Faaaaame
I want to be read across the nations
and quoted in dissertations
but being a household name
often brings ruination, scandal and shame
to him
that doesn’t use a pseudonym…
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Short History of Il Douche
Mussolini, in his prime
made the trains run on time
And, what’s more
sided with Hitler during the war
When the tide turned they impeached the dope
with a rope…
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Although Il Douche to Hitler took a like-r,
compared to Trump/Putin, they were a piker. 😦
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That reminds me. I’ve got something called Trump’s Serenity Prayer that I’m going to publish either Sunday or next weekend. Too bad nothing rhymes with “Trump”…
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Very nice post!😊 You chose George Lazenby as an agent in front of everyone else who played James Bond, can I ask why? I think he was excellent as James Bond, but Sean Connery needed money and obviously played the lead role. My favorite as James Bond is Roger Moore, there is no competitor!
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I thought Lazenby was the worst Bond and that is why I used his photograph. I prefer Timothy Dalton for some reason…
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Timothy Dalton was the last James Bond!!! Now with Daniel Craig it’s just action, much violent and killing. No more finess and style as Roger Moore had! Maybe I’m to old for the new? But the style, funny and niceties as Roger Moore had, that’s awesome!😄
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