Wearing a hat that says, “Free Mustache Rides”.
Missing your aunt’s funeral to finish up your second time through Fallout 4.
Crawling through your house on your hands and knees in the dark because you don’t feel like entertaining the friend at your door.
Growing a mustache because of some hat you bought.
Referring to the deaf mute in your office as the “deaf mute” and, when they confront you about it and hand you a note, you stick it into you pocket saying, “I’ll read this later, I promise”…
Replacing your grandmother’s pain meds with IOUs.
Punching your friend in the testicles, then calling it a “prank”.
Starting a rumor that a woman in your office is a gossip.
Getting furious when a little guy tells you to calm down and calming down when a bigger guy tells you to calm down.
Coveting your neighbor’s wife and, after you land her, coveting her younger sister.
Funny!
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Thank you!
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A smile has landed – from the title on 🙂
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Thanks, Robyn. It was originally going to be “Seven More Deadly Sins” but I found that there are a LOT of sins out there. If I left out the other three, that would be the sin of omission, which would bring it up to eleven. It’s complicated, but I wrote it all down on a 3×5 card…
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