[The following are quotes from people far smarter than I am and who bathed way less often than I do. I just added something onto the end to make them more accurate]
The best things in life are free. If you want the worser things, the price goes up rather sharply.
I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country and that I was caught by the British.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes; that includes the previous sentence.
Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right… especially if you think you can’t.
Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes… or, if they have jaundice, the yellows…
If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is; consequently, you’ll be a lot less depressed.
Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen. The truly successful sell tickets.
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God; moreover, it is a really great way of ending up in front of a firing squad.
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. So is quantum physics”
A thing of beauty is a joy forever; but, you can use an ugly thing to open a beer bottle…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Always look on the bright side of life,
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Unless its a solar eclipse 😊 you like that, I hit the send button too soon and stuffed up my comment. There’s an antidote in that
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Do you mean “anecdote”? If so, what is it, Deb?
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Don’t pick on the woman who got bogged on a railway track. 😊
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You write about tempests and rocks that look like hippos but you don’t write about getting bogged on a railway track? I feel cheated, Deb…
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Nice to have you back ,even though you were already back.
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Accurate way to put it, Tim. I never know if Moosehead Stratagem is enjoyed or just considered an annoyance. Got back from Lubbock and immediately came down with a cold… so I have to put something up I’d already written.
Dementia wards are weird weird places…
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Used to eat lunch in a restaurant shared with a dementia ward…..(I know!) So I can imagine a little and had one family member sufferer many years ago.. perhaps moosehead is both 🙂 like my stuff!
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Liked them all! Esp – Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes… or, if they have jaundice, the yellows!✌️😃
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Hilarious and witty… as always 🙂
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