Create a 75 mph speed limit everywhere, even parking lots; make it mandatory.
Elect an anti-vaxer for president.
Remove any limitations on how much mercury there can be in Go-gurts.
Impose a death penalty for things that currently aren’t capital crimes… like sweating, for example…
Allow people to return disappointing children to the hospital for a full refund.
Hold running of the bull events in shopping malls and nursing homes.
Replace the five food groups in school lunches with two food groups, two non-toxic building materials and a pesticide.
Make end of life decisions for the elderly using Dungeons and Dragons dice.
Build more nuclear reactors in earthquake zones and build them under fireworks factories.
Two words: Semi-permanent condoms…
New law that a woman must be able to parallel park her uterus before she can get pregnant.
Hold a town lottery where every household draws a marble from a bag and the person who gets the black marble gets to shoot five people of her choice.
Transfer responsibility for the Department of Health and Human Services to a doomsday cult.
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Ok I’m moving there, when do I get to return my boy???? You also forgot to add make it compulsory for people to have a death adder for a pet 😊
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Maybe as a seeing-eye snake?
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That would so work
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Where’s the quote and flower, this morning?
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all solutions address only the bored world problem
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The death penalty for sweating should thin out the herd a bit…
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ah I see, and I see that the examples in that section can be expanded as per preferences
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And remember: Use as directed!
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Laughed out loud to “Make end of life decisions for the elderly using Dungeons and Dragons dice.”
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Thanks, Robyn. I was originally going to put “doomsday cult” instead of the dice but it just didn’t pop.
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german autobahn – If returning your kids was socially acceptable I wonder what the world would look like … Angelina Jolie would adopt 1 billion kids
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I wish she’d adopt me…
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what you’re thinking isn’t allowed unless you’re ‘woody’ Allen
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THAT is for the courts to decide.
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OK you’re hysterical.
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I’ll try to calm down.
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LOL!
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