A fat guy, a bicycle and a ramp.
Borrowing money from a guy named “No-nose Morelli”.
Gift baskets of fugu.
Children’s toys shaped like exposed high voltage electrical wiring.
Cherry-flavored hard candy with a soft center made of sugar, gelatin and chicken pox.
A “1-900” suicide hot-line number.
Rattlesnake roundups for the blind.
Buying an iron lung at Ikea.
Being drunk in a batting cage.
You are attending services in an alternative church whose doors lock from the outside.
Offering up your opinion on child discipline to a parent disciplining their child… unless they ask for your opinion… then, it will still end badly but it will be your fault for trusting them…
Any amateur ballet recital.
Buying a burrito from some guy who’s just walking around with one.
“So, you think your grandpa is too old to do a cartwheel?”