My skin has a delightful lemony scent. I’ve been told that my dandruff can be substituted for almond extract in just about any recipe.
I just cannot decide if Mothra is the worst movie monster ever or just very nuanced.
I’ve always silently resented people who cannot read my mind.
Sometimes, when no one is around, I put the television remote in my mouth and try to change my thoughts.
I’ve always felt that, if I had a swimmer’s body, I’d have to keep it in my freezer until I found a way to sneak it out of my house.
I try to let people know that I know that I’m balding so that they don’t make the assumption that I look like I do because I’m clueless.
Despite the grilling, I never admitted to my parents that I flushed an apple down the toilet. Normally, I was an honest kid but there were rumors that they were interviewing other children from my job as oldest sibling.
I don’t see the harm in telling you that I get really paranoid from time to time. I’ll start getting really nervous about it later, though.
My hands are uninteresting…. But my feet are classically beautiful.
I tell people I cannot swim but that is mostly for liability purposes… plus, I’m really lazy.
I have a tattoo but it is the same color as my flesh so no one can see it. The only reason I know it is there is because I remember having it done…and the hepatitis. FYI, it’s a unicorn.
At bedtime, I will solve Sudokus until I run out of the puzzles or someone knocks me unconscious.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
And what usually happens with those ppl who can read your mind?..:))
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Revulsion… mixed with fear…
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Haha 😂 what a monster u r 😱🕺🕺🤪😀
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Yeah, but I make a lot of extra money on Halloween…
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And I’m absolutely clueless now…about your look 👀
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If you’ve ever seen a bear that is balding on top and wearing a pony tail, you’ve got a great idea what I look like. American Indian eyes… fat German nose… It is NOT pretty…
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At least it is funny 😉
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Haha.. Glad to know you! 😉
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#7 LOL
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I had a friend who was a hand model, so perhaps there is a new calling for you there
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And, I wouldn’t let my fame go to my head because I’m not that flexible anymore…
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My new boss told me of a new job title yesterday and I think it would fit you perfectly 🙂
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I can’t wait to hear it…
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What happens to the pen when you fall asleep during Sudoku?
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I NEVER SLEEP DURING SUDOKU!!!
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I thought that was one of your bullet points. 🙂
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You don’t want to see my feet. I have Pes Cavus – go on Google it! 🦶
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Why did you make me SEE THAT?
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😁
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