I was watching a documentary on Catherine the Great in which they explicitly said that she DIDN’T have sex with a horse. In my experience, when you have to tell people that you didn’t have sex with a horse, you probably had sex with a horse…
I’m pretty close to what medical science considers my ideal weight. I’d just need to be two inches taller and two people.
I own a lot of movies about blind swordsmen and swords-women who can cut insects in half mid-flight. I even own a spaghetti western with a blind gunfighter who shoots down dozens of bad guys at a time. So, meeting an actual real-life blind person is a big let down for me…
You’ve have to be quite the persuasive speaker to convince me to be in favor of volcanoes…
Was I eyeing her like a cut of meat? Yes, but I would’ve gotten away with it if I hadn’t also brought sauerkraut.
I refrained from using the word “myriad” for an entire week and NO ONE NOTICED!
Don’t think of airborne toxins and greenhouse gases as pollution. Think of them as aggressive terraforming…
Neuroscientist Gina Rippon wrote the book, The Gendered Brain, in which she postulates that the differences between the brain function of the two genders is negligible. Doesn’t seem like a good idea for a book but, then again, I’ll never understand how women think…
A lot of people are grossed out by South Americans eating Guinea Pig; but, is it really any different than eating a squirrel or sewer rat?
If you can make a heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
You’ll still have to come up with a credible story to tell the wife.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I just can’t see the point of eating guinea pigs – I mean you’d have to eat so many to actually be full. Here’s a true one for you – in Australia we import rabbit fur to make the akubra hats – we put up a bl**dy rabbit proof fence. Does this not tell you something.
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My favourite Aussie souvenir you can buy is the coin purse made of kangaroo scrotum.
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It is a good one. Waste not, want not 😊
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I’ve yet to discover if the holding capacity changes with the temperature.
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That would be something to know 🧐
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I think that Australians just don’t want rabbit blood on their hands…
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Nah, we kill Skippy instead
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The great wall of China was built to keep the rabbits out. Just like our fence. Bunnykins the easter bunny is the king of this great south land and we dare not anger him lest he mutates into a wolverine.
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“I’d just need to be two inches taller and two people.” Funny list!
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Thanks, Robyn. I was eating Reese’s peanut butter eggs when I came up with that one. Easter is a rough time for me because there aren’t any special peanut butter cups until Halloween…
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It’s great list. I remember an old coach telling me when I wasn’t training hard enough that ‘ from the side I had a great figure, I resembled a 6.” I think that’s the same as the 2 inches taller and two people line.
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Those charts are just awful. When I was six foot one and one hundred and fifty pounds, I looked like a stick insect…
Although, now I look more like a stick insect’s larvae…
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Oh, perfect. Now I’ll NEVER be able to hear a reference to Catherine the Great without thinking about what she DIDN’T do with horses 🤣🤣🤣
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Exactly how often DO you hear references to Catherine the Great?
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That was NOT the point and you know it! 🤣🤣🤣
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I thought Canadians might talk about her more than Americans…
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I’d just like to state publicly, here and now, that I have NEVER taken an order of baked ziti (topped with some of the finest mozzarella cheese it has been my pleasure to experience) and stuffed it up my left nostril.
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We’ve got our eye on you.
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Or the eye socket thing either.
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