Your parents tell you that you can wear the outfit in public, but, only if they can talk to your pimp first.
When you go for a walk, you notice men accidentally wandering into traffic.
Your cleavage is listed as one of your area’s landmarks.
No one tells you that you look like a million dollars. They put the price at a hundred and fifty dollars for the half hour.
More people have seen the tattoo on your upper thigh than have seen the Lego Movie.
Since you started working at the machine shop, five men have lost eleven fingers.
If your entire outfit can fit in a Starbucks cup.
You own a formal tube-top.
Streetwalkers come up to you and tell you to, “Dial it back a little”…
You’ve been rated PG-13 by the motion picture association of America.