I’m glad that Cyndi Lauper is still out there protecting us from psoriasis.
I’m glad that I can spend time with my sons despite their restraining orders.
I’m glad I’ve got my health. I just wish it wasn’t poor health.
I’m glad that Willy Nelson is still out there protecting us from Cyndi Lauper.
I’m glad that no one ever found out what I did, when I did it and at what convent I did it.
I’m glad that my ethics and core beliefs don’t interfere with my hypocrisy.
I’m glad that I’m literate because I’m writing this and, if I wasn’t literate, people would suspect witchcraft.
I’m glad that there are hammers; otherwise, nails would be walking around like they own the place.
I’m glad that I’m not wealthy because the one time I was able to get a camel through the eye of a needle it was time-consuming and very messy.
I’m glad to have a quick and agile mind for reasons that escape me right now.
I’m glad my ex left me because, if she’d stayed, our divorce would’ve come as a complete surprise to me.
I’m glad that I can still get sexually aroused provided there is enough Vicodin and dwarf hookers.
I’m glad that Canada lies majestically to our north… defenseless against our inevitable invasion after global warming has made our country uninhabitable.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I am beginning to think you have something against nails … you nail bigot you 😊
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If boards were meant to be together, they’d have formed together in the tree…
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Oh so now we’re trying the old logic card 😜
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Seemed easier than nailing two boards together…
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speech practice, after Trump wins again?
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He didn’t win the first time.
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haha.. I am glad I dont live in denial?
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He lost the popular vote. He may be president, but he isn’t the will of the people.
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Poor Canada, when we all flee another 4 years of the Cheeto in Chief they’ll be sorry they didn’t build a wall.
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You’re right. The wall was never to keep people out…
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“I’m glad that I’m not wealthy because the one time I was able to get a camel through the eye of a needle it was time-consuming and very messy.” Made me smile 🙂
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The camel, on the other hand, had a very different reaction.
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Hahaha….
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I wondered for a long time whether that was really Cyndi Lauper, or a cheap imitation meant to reference her. I think it’s the latter.
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No… it’s actually her…
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Oh, okay. Looking good, Cyndi.
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I love her voice. Saw her live in Dallas and the sound system couldn’t handle all of the notes she was hitting…
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It’s nice to know her entire career has led up to this moment.
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“We stand on guard for thee”
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“I’m glad that my ethics and core beliefs don’t interfere with my hypocrisy.” You must be a Republican.
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Loved the last comment especially after a horribly hot day in the deep south. 😎
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Last week, I got some tornado alley weather up here in Northern Virginia. People here just aren’t used to their trees blowing down…
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The weather is a bit mad right now. Apparently the global warming may be enhancing the El Nino effect. We are all doomed…😁
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My mom lives in Lubbock. El Nino is a big topic of conversation with her…
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You weren’t supposed to admit that about Canada! They might form a polite queue now, or something justas drastic!
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The scary thing is, Canadians wounded on the battlefield will be treated for free… They will throw CAUTION TO THE WIND… eh?
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🙂 I hadn’t thought of that.
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