[Thanks to Deb Whittam for the idea]
Women like men with scars. Imagine how turned on they’ll be after you are paralyzed from a rugby injury.
Playing a dangerous sport allows you to add the words “TO THE EXTREEEEME” to anything you say and not seem like a hypocrite.
Risking your life releases endorphins that will keep you alive until the EMTs arrived to put your broken body into an ambulance.
Dangerous sports ready you for real life situations like setting your own fractured arm…
Dangerous sports are great for getting out your anger and aggression if you are a person who doesn’t have family you can take it out on.
Combat sports are great for cardio and for moving your nose to a better location on your face.
Some dangerous sports, such as sky diving, require that you overcome your fears, despite the fact that those fears are clearly appropriate…
Winning at a dangerous sport will increase testosterone levels, which, if you are a woman, will allow you to grow those Elvis-sideburns you’ve always wanted…
Some dangerous sports are indistinguishable from clumsiness or bad luck.
Heavy contact sports can make you think you are young again. This is mostly from the frequent concussions…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
You forgot, dangerous sports will make bimbos flock to your side. (As they imagine inheriting all your trophies)
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A LOT of ladies have their eye on my “Best Loser” trophy from high school… And, all my “participant” ribbons!
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I just bet they do. 😊
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Finally! I’ve been wanting those sideburns for years…
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Then, cliff-diving is the sport for you!
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Hmm…
Hurling myself off a thousand foot high rock head first into the water?
Bye bye Elvis.
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Well, you probably couldn’t have pulled that look off anyway…
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I started laughing again as soon as I saw the title. I liked this one “Combat sports are great for cardio and for moving your nose to a better location on your face.” :_)
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The law of averages says that, if I box enough times, eventually my face will look like Brad Pitt’s…
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….or just the pits.
P.S. Sorry about the B(r)ad pun.
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Ooh! Compelling reasons!
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Deb sent me a video of someone doing something very dangerous pole vaulting across a stream and landing in the sand on the other side. I had to do something with it…
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I wondered at the inspiration. 🙂
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I’ve gotta have some structure…
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Hysterical bro! Ladies love it when you’re paralyzed…until someone else comes along that’s even worse! LOL!
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God only know what that would be, eh?
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Funny quotes!😊 But bullfighting is NOT a sport, the bull is always the loser …
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I agree with you, but the Spaniards think of the bull as “sporting equipment”…
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Very motivating, I always wanted to try sky diving
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Chicks really dig guys who’ve had every bone in their body broken…
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That’s way more respect than I deserve, but thanks. There are about four hundred of these. I hope you enjoy them…
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