I can’t vote for Joe Biden
because he doesn’t seem like someone I could confide in.
I can’t vote for Kamala Harris
because her old opinions on criminal justice might embarrass.
I won’t vote for Beta O’Rourke
because he looks as if he eats his pizza with a fork.
I won’t vote for Elizabeth Warren
because she’s been told she’s an Indian since the day she was boren.
As for Andrew Yang,
I don’t give a dang.
I’m definitely NOT with the Bernie Bros
’cause I saw one once and didn’t like his nose.
I’m not voting for Cory Booker
because his head looks like an egg-shaped smoker/cooker.
The Democrat field is a toxic waste dump
But, I’d vote for them all before I’d ever vote Trump…