I got to learn all of my faults, in great detail, as if Herman Melville had written about them in his book, Moby Fault.
I learned that, regardless of what happens, my children always love me. I also learned that this is of small comfort.
After being yelled at in the middle of the night by a woman with a wet buttocks, I learned to leave the toilet seat down.
I learned that, if you are a man getting a divorce, the entire legal system is stacked against you; however, if you are a woman, the entire legal system is stacked against you.
I learned to NEVER be in the delivery room when my partner is giving birth because she’ll associate the pain of childbirth with looking at my stupid face.
I learned that the pain of childbirth is eventually forgotten; but, the pain of having to hear about the pain of childbirth continues long after the women has gone through menopause.
I learned that a man who cannot install a ceiling fan is a wimp; but, a woman who cannot make a tuna casserole is having sexist expectations forced on her.
I learned that, as a man, I am rather unimportant; but, as a bi-weekly paycheck, I am essential.
I learned you should never go to bed angry; but, going to couch angry is usually acceptable to both partners.
I learned that a relationship can only work if you give yourself utterly and completely so you can get whole thing over with.
How many short-term relationships will be equivalent to one such long-term that taught you so much.
Moby fault is a great book idea π
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12 One Night Stands = 1 Fling
3 Flings = 1 Short relationship
8 Short Relationships = 1 Long-term Relationship
2 Long-term Relationships = 1 Eternity
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hahha so exact, and it may seem well researched but clearly flawed.
For instance, by the time you have 12 ONS, you are way deep into a relationship, assuming they are not consecutive nights. and if they are, they cease to be ONS.
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How about a twenty-five year marriage?
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I feel like I’ve read this before π
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Perhaps you have. What did you think of the chapter?
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I liked it but there are a few things I wanted to clarify with you. I’ll email you probably tomorrow. I’ve just got home and I’m buggered π
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Sleep well…
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News flash- whether your stupid face is in the delivery room or not? Sheβs still going to connect you to the pain sheβs enduring. We women have long memories.
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I’ve always heard that, if a woman hates you for the pain of childbirth, you can be sure that you are the father. So, I’ve got that going for me… which is nice…
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Validation. Apparently you can find it anywhere….
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Great post π
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Well, thank you for reading it!
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Moby Fault is definitely my favorite. And going to be angry on the couch IS perfectly acceptable by both parties, I agree.
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Actually, that list is part of a larger work I’m throwing together. I’m trying to go book-length. Fourth time’s the charm!
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Learned a lot lol time to start it over …again ππ
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Something keeps us coming back, eh? No matter how many times we’ve been bitten…
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Of all the lists you made, this one makes me think you need a hug the most.
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[sniffle]
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I’ve never really figured out relationships. I have found I’m very good at taking care of myself though.
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At this point, it is tough to decide if I want a relationship or I’d be happier by myself…
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I’m a loner so I can handle being alone but it’s not for everyone. I end up living vicariously through my own fictional characters, which sounds rather sad.
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My ex accused me of living too much of my life “in my head”… so, I know what you mean…
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For me is 3 weeks long term relationship! In three weeks you will learn their bad qualities. They start chuckling that YOU should do everything you did before you ended up in a relationship! What should you have in your relationship if your partner does not do everything you did when you were yourself?πππ
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If you can’t t relate to this list, you might not be in a long term relationship.
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