A no-nonsense, tough-on-squirrels approach to law enforcement.
White House dinners would be much cheaper because toilet water costs less than white wine and most champagnes.
If the president commits a crime, instead of an expensive impeachment, he can be forced to wear a muzzle…
When in high-level economic summits, the president can work with our allies to produce a win/win arrangement in international trade. Plus, if one of the other leaders violates the agreement, our president can bite him.
Dogs can smell fear and filibusters.
I think we, as a nation, are ready for a President Daisy or President Rex.
The White House furniture will last longer because the president will not be allowed on the couch.
The only entities he’d owe favors to would be previous owners and those favors were either treats or belly rubs.
If President Dog does go off the deep end and tries to do something dangerous, he can be distracted with a squeaky ball.
President Dog will be the first president since Warren Harding that can lick his own butt.
Won’t hesitate to attack any hostile nation provided they have a lot of cats.
Press conferences would consist of reporters chirping, “Here, boy!” and waving Milkbones to get the president’s attention.
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I would like to nominate my dog Pippa. She does a mean rub the butt on the grass and growls at dogs smaller than her real well
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As long as she’s never had an opinion on busing, I think she’s a shoe-in as a Democrat…
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The only thing she has an opinion on is when nap time is. Straight after walks and feed time being the correct answer
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If she has no strong opinions on most things, she’s practically elected.
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and the first lady would be ?
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Some bitch…
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An excellent idea… and when you think of it, not too far off from what we have now. This one is easily distracted and should be muzzled as well.
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With him, the muzzle should be part of his every day outfit…
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He could also be forced to wear “The cone of shame” if he does something stupid 🙂 And honestly, I have a water bowl yet am always making sure the toilet lid is up because it is the preferred water bowl for my lab. Gross doggie 🙂
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Damnit! I forgot about the cone!!! I could’ve used that instead of the muzzle.
So, how long after drinking out of the toilet do you let your dog lick you? I wait at least three minutes…
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Oh, that’s funny! 3 minutes – I like to think I choose “never” but sometimes she gets me! 🙂
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But what if the enemy builds a giant, satellite-controlled dog whistle??
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Just make sure the vice president is a gorilla…
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Isn’t he usually?
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Well… Agnew was…
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We already have a dog President — I think it’s one of them Cock-her Spaniels, or Daniels, or McDougals….whatever. But its true love is a whore called Fox, which isn’t news to liberals, but is first in the hearts of right-wing dog-matists.
I’d say more, but I don’t know how much more your readers can take.
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My readers are a hardy bunch…
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