A no-nonsense, tough-on-squirrels approach to law enforcement.
White House dinners would be much cheaper because toilet water costs less than white wine and most champagnes.
If the president commits a crime, instead of an expensive impeachment, he can be forced to wear a muzzle…
When in high-level economic summits, the president can work with our allies to produce a win/win arrangement in international trade. Plus, if one of the other leaders violates the agreement, our president can bite him.
Dogs can smell fear and filibusters.
I think we, as a nation, are ready for a President Daisy or President Rex.
The White House furniture will last longer because the president will not be allowed on the couch.
The only entities he’d owe favors to would be previous owners and those favors were either treats or belly rubs.
If President Dog does go off the deep end and tries to do something dangerous, he can be distracted with a squeaky ball.
President Dog will be the first president since Warren Harding that can lick his own butt.
Won’t hesitate to attack any hostile nation provided they have a lot of cats.
Press conferences would consist of reporters chirping, “Here, boy!” and waving Milkbones to get the president’s attention.