We fight to install freedom in countries that have none and dictatorships in countries that are too free.
We fought international communism; then, we fought international terrorism; now, as China buys up the free world, we are fighting international capitalism.
We fight to foil the forces of evil and to mildly unsettle the forces of apathy…
We fight for a better tomorrow… a better tomorrow, I’d imagine, would be one with a lot of pie and ponies…
We fight against the forces of pragmatism and we will do literally anything to stop them.
We fight for those who can’t and for those who probably can but are pretending that they can’t.
We fight so that people all over the world can have free elections, each person casting a vote for one of the people we decided is okay for them to have as president.
Sometimes we fight because we’ve got some new weapons coming in and we just want to get rid of the old ones. Belize, we’re looking in your direction.
We fight so that no one will have to live under the boot of repression, the yoke of dictatorship, or the stylish fedora of Nordic socialism.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I thought we fought to prove our superirity over Suriman toad
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I thought the fact that our young don’t burst our through our backs would do that.
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Don’t they? My young gave certainly been working on breaking my back 😑
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and then there are some who fight because they are good at it
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That was my dad.
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I remember 🙂
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I don’t fight. I figure enough people enjoy doing it already. I mean, it’s why social media was invented, right?
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I fight the forces of evil, but I only do that six hours a day otherwise, I’d burn out…
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And thank goodness we have the super intelligent animals on our side. Help talk our way out of having to fight 🙂
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Maybe they are the ones who started the fight…
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The human is a self-extinct family!
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