All through the Fall I am upset,
Because Winter will be here soon I bet.
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And, Winter’s no fun,
I just bundle up and wait for it to be done.
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But, I get sad when it is Spring
because it is brief like every nice thing.
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During the hot hot Summer, I sit indoors on my bottom
and wait patiently for the Ottom.
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It’s wonderful I’ve found, through reason,
a way to hate life every season.
What about PMT??? That’s a season.
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I gotta ask… What’s PMT?
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If you gotta ask you don’t want to know 😑
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tsk! Ignoramus. PMT is a spreadsheet function that calculates the payment for a loan based on constant payments and a constant interest rate. Everybody knows that!
I have an ‘I gotta ask…’ for you: what’s an ‘Ottom’?
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Remember…. the glass isn’t half empty. It’s refillable!
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Nice! I like this one especially how it ends
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Like a good mystery, the author always starts with the ending…
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Bravo! If you’re gonna hate life, go all in.
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Not perpetually… not eternally… but perpetually eternally hating life…
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LOL. I can’t believe someone else used the word “Ottom!” My sister and I sang it in a song we made up when we were little, and yes, it was to rhyme with “bottom.”
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Great minds think alike…
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Well-composed example of a “good bad poem” (which, as you’ll recall from a recent post of mine, is a compliment). (All) seasons’ greetings!
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Good bad is the only kind I write…
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So are ya gearing up for your terrible poetry contribution?
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I’m gonna try. Deb kind of threw down the gauntlet…
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Was it a leather riding gauntlet, circa 1600?
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Did she throw it at you, too?
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Haha you nailed it..bottom and ottom that is
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I could’ve gone with bautumn…
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Wouldn’t have worked so well
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