I couldn’t find the lard.
I took it out of the refrigerator accidentally and I didn’t want to look stupid.
I’m trying to eat all my food alphabetically and I already finished off the almonds and anchovies.
I’m lubricating the inside of my body so that my lungs work more smoothly.
My friends were over and we were bored, so I did my impersonation of David Grohl eating a stick of butter. One of my friend saw him eat a stick of butter once and he said my impersonation was SPOT ON.
I was performing my play, Zeus and Chronos. The stick of butter was the only one to try out for the part of Zeus.
It seemed the best thing to do, drunk as I was.
It discourages people from breaking into my home and making pancakes.
I didn’t get a lot of butter growing up so I’m buttering everything I’ve ever eaten retroactively.
My doctor said, “Eat healthier”… but, what I heard was “eat a stick of butter”…
You ate the popcorn, then added the butter? 😊
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I thought of that one, so I turned it into number nine but expanded it. Great minds think alike, Deb…
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😊 Did you think that painting your nails green was a good idea too?
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Butter makes everything better, including bitter batter.
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I LOVE that tongue-twister! It’s one of the few I can actually do.
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Funny list! But the one that made me laugh out loud was “I took it out of the refrigerator accidentally and I didn’t want to look stupid.” 🙂
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Yeah… I’m doing that more and more…
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Reason #11: You didn’t realize it was an actual stick, coated with butter.
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Nothing helps a spruce bough go down like a good buttering!
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You did not go up half asleep at night and thought it was an ice cream?😄
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Well, butter pecan is a flavor of ice cream… but, I’d have noticed the lack of pecans…
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One word – pancreatitis lol
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Actually, that’s two words…
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..because it made sense then, I am just making up excuses now
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That was what the “drunk as I was” one was for…
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yeah close, but most use that as an excuse too, I am sure you do too.
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I would if I drank…
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