How is it that “spook” and “fry” don’t sound at all alike but are spelled completely differently?
Why is it that the same people that quote biblical scripture are some of the same people who have functioning kidneys and lungs?
I tried my hardest to get the trophy for “Laziest” but that disqualified me. They gave me the trophy for “Most Ironic” but I never saw a trophy and I don’t think they were serious.
Sometimes I feel like people are coercing me with their minds. THERE! I wrote it, are you happy?
It is a sorry carpenter that blames his tools. It’s an even worse carpenter that fires his tools with no severance pay and testifies against them in court…
I think that, with all the other stuff in the world, adding walruses to it was a bit much.
The only thing freer than a crop duster soaring in the sky is a naked crop duster with no debts and an RV.
The written word is definitely more powerful than letters arranged randomly…
In the last five years, I’ve forgotten more than it takes people a lifetime to master.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I didn’t want to tell you this but I’ve got your trophy here 🏆
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You’re kidding!
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When have I ever kidded you? A bit ironic, hey?
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It all depends. Irony is very situational…
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I hired a walrus carpenter once. It was a fishy deal…
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I hear they like oysters and maids with mops…
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I legit laughed out loud at: I think that, with all the other stuff in the world, adding walruses to it was a bit much. Funny! And this time, I think I am back on for good. One handful of happiness engineers later – no help. Four days of google searches and eventually clearing my cookies based on a websites recommendation – I’m back! Whew, that sucked.
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This one was just a bunch of nonsense that’s been backing up in my queue.
But, when in doubt, get those cookies out.
If the problem is still a mystery, delete your history…
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Good one 🙂
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I’m at this stage where any picture of food automatically makes me hungry. I looked at your photo of a mostly eaten meal and thought “I want me some of that!” Maybe I should eat something…
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If that made you hungry, I strongly recommend you eat, Joanne…
Yesterday, a woman I work with told me that she eats to stay awake and was surprised that I didn’t. Very strange…
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See myself in the last 2 lol
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I saw you in the crop-duster…
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😂😱😂
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I think walruses deserve to live in this world just as much as humans (though that’s admittedly a low standard), but I definitely don’t believe they should be allowed to wear mustaches.
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I think their mustaches make them look like John Bolton…
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….and vice versa.
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