[I’m not going to tell you who forced me to write on such a ridiculous topic, but her site is right here]
It’s frivolous and keeps ducks from doing their real jobs: Selling supplemental health insurance.
If they forget to take them off and go home to their ponds afterwards, their tap shoes will drag them under.
Nothing should be allowed to dance for our entertainment that can also be enjoyed with a nice orange sauce.
Unless you plan the tour really well, the ducks will always leave mid-season when it is time to migrate.
Droppings on stage will distract the other dancers.
You may have a great show with sell out crowds… but it only takes one hungry fox to close you down.
Yes, I know that Daffy Duck could tap dance; but, he also murdered nurses.
Ducks are not good with percussion… except for Keith Moon, drummer for The Who, who was also a Mallard and a drug addict.
Ducks look ridiculous in kick-lines.
When they bandy-twist into a corkscrew and finish with a double Irish and flat step, they tend to roll over onto their backs and pass out…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
LOL I’m going to start the petition now 😍
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Why do I listen to you?
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Cos I’m cute 🤓
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Personally I think tap dancing ducks is one of your better topics. Thank you Deb…
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DON’T ENCOURAGE HER!!!
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Just calling them like I see them…
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You need your eyes checked…
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On the subject of ducks, is anyone else concerned Donald Duck wears a sailors outfit with no pants?
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You haven’t known many sailors, have you?
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Obviously not…
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There are some I wouldn’t recognize if their pants were on…
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Gotta give it to her – great subject, fun to read 🙂
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Now, YOU’RE encouraging her? CUT IT OUT!
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Excuse me but they were never able to prove any of the “murdering” of nurses allegations. Sure, Daffy may have had some violent, alcohol-fueled, very public rage incidents but murderer? Nah. Sounds more like something a certain skunk would do. It was likely a frame job by a certain foundation.
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If Pepe Le Pew has never committed at least date rape, I would be very surprised…
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Oh, for sure. I bet if you checked the log books you’d find he flew on Epstein’s jet more times than Bill.
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The sad thing is, the only ones he violated were cats who, through some misadventure, had a white stripe painted down their backs.
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You mean that we can SUGGEST topics??
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Certainly!
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Wow… I’m -not sure where to go with this awesome power…
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Use it for the benefit of society.
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The link is no good. Sadly, it would seem that Deb has deleted her site 😦
This comment was brought to you courtesy of ?Random Raiders! 🙂
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