Dream it, wish it, do it, apologize profusely…
What you lack in talent can be made up with desire, hustle and giving 110 percent all the time. Because a man attacking a problem he cannot handle or even comprehend, with all of his might, is hysterical.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. You will however be too old to remember what goals you set or what dreams you dreamed.
Sometimes, I let a movie run while I’m out of the room because I think the television gets self-conscious being watched all the time…
“Watch” is pretty passive for an active verb. So, I find the term “binge watching” as a sign we are not doing well as a species.
I’m a man of contrasts; also, I’m not a man of contrasts.
Before you kiss your dog on the mouth, ask yourself, “Do I live near a cow pasture?”
There is no shame in being humiliated… so put on these handcuffs and bark for me…
My English teacher told me that I didn’t use my colon in the right way; but, outside of digesting food, it is ill-equipped to do much else.
I always get discouraged when people I admire turn to drugs; because, then I feel I have to do the same drugs that they do.
My brother once thought that he was a horse. I took him to a psychiatrist who cured him in an hour. The only problem was, we had to take a taxi home…
Feeling bored, I bought a gorilla and a cattle prod.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Threading a needle, I like to watch my partner try and do that. Its hours of entertainment 😊
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It’s like buy someone a powerful tropical drink at a Chinese restaurant and then watching them try to use chopsticks…
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Yeah, I used to take my own fork 😊
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Very resourceful, Deb. My issue with chopsticks and drinking was that my mouth kept moving around…
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This quick girl had to read the horse one twice. Good one 🙂
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It’s an old joke with a different face on it. I’m embarrassed having posted it…
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If you’re French kissing your dog? I’m not sure he cares about location…
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It was consensual…
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Note: write down all ur goals …well, only if you’ll find where u hid that pencil
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It’s MADDENING…
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That cattle prod and gorilla should cure the boredom for sure. Please post the video. Some of us are bored, too.
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With or without a laugh-track?
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Oh, we’ll provide that.
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That last one…
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