[Too depressed to write this week… but…]
Shelter in place
but give each other space
and don’t tell your wife she has a face like a horse
or she’ll want a divorce
and she’ll journey
to her attorney
and you’ll be stuck in the house with her and rejected
and she’ll probably also be infected
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Take care. I always love reading your posts ♥️
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Thanks, Joanne.
It’s nothing serious… just a lot of stuff going on in the world and I’m kind of numbed by the apocalypse…
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I think we all are
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True dat!
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There with you!
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It’s funny… no matter where in the world you are, you can relate to this…
In a perfect universe, this would unite us.
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Never fear…
Blog friends are here.
But not too near… to make you feel queer.
That’s the best I’ve got.
😉
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The best you’ve got?
I’ll bet it’s not…
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I’m locked in my house…
With a teleworking spouse…
What did you expect…
Faust?
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That’s better
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Well, I can’t beat that…
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Sure you can, you have only to try.
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Such a weird time that the whole world can relate to. I don’t think anyone would ever think we would shut the world down over a virus and everyone was fighting over toilet paper. Weird.
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Well, if we do, it’ll be over sooner with fewer fatalities.
I still have three rolls and don’t even look in their direction!
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LOL! I’m almost too depressed to read anything, never mind write! But…I’m gonna make myself update the story by Sunday at the latest. Problem is, the actual ENNUI virus is unfolding in real time. We’re shutting down capitalism as I sit here. Damn that Paul. Shoulda stuck to “drink rum and coke.”
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I think the ennui is the most terrifying part, George…
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I love this.
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Thank you!
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Humor is a necessity and you are one of the best providers of said necessity. Keep swinging, that’s all we can do.
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I guess I’m just feeling guilty because I murdered an old woman over a carton of eggs…
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I’ve done the same myself. Not for eggs. Just because. Just . . . because.
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I know… short story material…
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Wish it only targeted politicians … and hoarders 😶
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Well, I’m working on a “plague diary”… I’ll try to concentrate on them. You doin’ okay?
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1. There were canned tomatoes in store today. 2. They have cured someone of HIV. 3. My experimental story is actually turning out quite well 😊 how bout you?
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I tend to lose touch with reality when cooped up in my house.
But, a friend of mine who works at the grocery store sent me a facebook message letting me know that they heavy cream was in and she was saving me a half gallon. When I walked down there, people were ungodly pleasant. I’m hoping this brings us together on a global scale…
But, with our president… not likely…
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Isn’t that ***gasp*** insider information?
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♥️
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Maybe the super intelligent bio-engineered dog will have advice?
In all seriousness, I hope you feel better soon.
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The superintelligent dog is working on an antidote, three miles below the Earth’s crust. Don’t worry about her. The lab has a fridge full of dog food and there’s a Soloflex…
Thanks for your kind wishes…
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Oh, good–sounds like she’s all set!
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I could “do” the underground living experience (think Blast From The Past) but my wife won’t go for it at all.
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Hope you are well, humor in these troubling times is more precious, more than toilet paper and hand sanitizers
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Thanks, ESP… I’m back, now…
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