What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given? “You do NOT want to go into that bathroom”
When you die, what do you want to be remembered for? Faking my death.
What would be the most surprising scientific discovery imaginable? A subatomic particle that has a neutral charge and looks like Avril Lavigne…
What is your absolute dream job? Sleep therapist.
What would your talent be if you were Miss or Mister World? Making babies cry with just the sound of my voice.
What would the title of your autobiography be? Why I Hired a Ghostwriter
Say you’re independently wealthy and don’t have to work, what would you do with your time? Hanging out on social apps telling the poor how lazy they are.
What is your favorite magical or mythological animal? The basilisk because I’ve always wanted a sculpture garden and statues are REALLY expensive.
What does your favorite shirt look like? Like any other pink dress shirt except it has an extra sleeve and four pockets.
Who is your favorite Disney hero or heroine? Would you trade places with them? Mulan, because I used to feel that I was a woman trapped in the body of a man. Turned out, I had accidentally swallowed a woman and what I was experiencing was her trying to get back out…
What would your dream house be like? Open floor plan, gourmet kitchen and floor to ceiling windows overlooking a nudist beach.
If you could add anyone to Mount Rushmore who would it be; why? Ted Danson, because his forehead would provide well-needed shade.
You’re going sail around the world, what’s the name of your boat? “The Amanda B.” because, when I was a kid, Amanda B. was the name of the boat my dad sailed around the world in.
What fictional family would you be a member of? The Kardasians.
What is your favorite television network? Turner Classic Movies. I’m not even sure why I have a color television set.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
So you’ll just do what every other independently wealthy person does then?
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Keeps the guilt at bay…
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You do realize that all those nudists will be looking back at you through those windows right…?
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I would ALSO be nude… so, I’ll bet they WON’T be looking back at me for very long…
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I appreciate that Kardassian zinger.
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Thanks. I got those questions from a web site and they were the first family to come into my mind…
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Did you say “family”?
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No. I wrote “family”. I said, “Throat-warbler mangrove”…
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Classic. So.funny. telling por people how lazy they are. I alway hope they are too busy to read libertarian think tank position papers and conntessional briefings on the topic.
Talent…making babies cry. So quintessentially lime your self deprecating humor.
Fictional family..good one. Always hoping they aren’t for real.
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No, they’re just a fairy tale that people tell their children to get them to behave… like those people on Jersey Shore…
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Really? Really? A ghostwriter? Ted Danson?
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Ghostwriter: No; Ted Danson: I think he’d look pretty good up there…
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Some good answers there. I’m a fan of TCM too.
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Yesterday, I saw both W. C. Fields and Buster Keaton. I guess I have a problem…
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Buster Keaton…I’m not so much into slapstick, but do like his films. The fact that he set up and did almost all his own stunts makes him one of the best from his time period.
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Okay… How about Ginger Rogers?
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I like Ginger Rogers.
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I love her comedies… Oh.. and she dances okay, too…
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You never know Charles, we might all be stuck in our houses watching Cheers reruns soon
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Hopefully, soon we’ll get back to, “NORM!”
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So you normally watch cheers reruns????
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Cheers is one of those series I did the entire series one time and never again… like Seinfeld…
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🥰!
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