I want to sit on a California beach and watch the sun rise over the Pacific.
I want to form a charity that feeds starving Asian children to starving African children.
I want to be involved in a kidnapping… not necessarily with the snatching or holding; but, I could make photocopies or cook lunch for everybody…
I want to push a tap dancer in front of a train.
I want to gene-splice a California condor and a waitress because the result would be a monstrosity that would yearn for death and I have a lot of unresolved anger.
I want to look deep within myself to find that tiny fragile part of me that craves introspection and crush it like a boot crushes an insect.
I’d like to have my retina scanned because my eye-ball is kind of an exhibitionist.
I want to take an around-the-world cruise. Just not this particular world.
I want to trace my family tree back to Australopithecus.
I want to eat lamb stew on Mutton Island. If there is no such place as Mutton Island, then maybe eat it in the parking lot of a Best Buy or someone’s driveway.
I want to perform surgery on someone and it MUST be elective surgery because, DAMN IT, we live in a democracy…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Now I’m very afraid 😨
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Afraid of what? You don’t strike me as someone afraid of anything, Deb…
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I can be very afraid when talk turns to Mutton Island 😊 ok, Chelsea has let the side down so I need a numbrr between 1 and 42 … 4 has been taken
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Eleven.
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Tap dancer is the odd man out
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You’ve got to break the rhythm…
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Haha good one
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Now come on, what did Sandman Sims ever do to you?
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To be honest, I was watching a documentary on tap dancing in the thirties when I was compiling the list…
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We watched that too. Although I didn’t feel the need to heave anyone in front of a train….
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You weren’t desperate for another item to put on a list…
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I so enjoy your lists, I learn, I laugh, I feel uncomfortable…you bring the whole kitten kaboodle!
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Thanks, Doree. I enjoy making them.
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Take that Asian children and tap dancer! You’re done!
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Did you get the one about the Pacific?
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Haha…I almost missed it 🙂 At first, I thought, “aww, he’s really telling us what he wants to do!” And then I read the next one and said, “Nope. Wait – this is a legit laugher.” So, THEN I went back and read the first one and I said, “Ohhhhhhh…..right…..sun rises in the east….Good one!” 🙂 You ALMOST got me – I can’t believe you knew my weakness 🙂
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I like brain-teasers, Robyn…
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Dude, your humor is getting dark…are you getting ready to jump? IS this a revealing autobiographical comment : …yearn for death and I have a lot of unresolved anger.’ Hmmmmm. It resonates ’cause I’m working on these issues myself. In fact, I just gave my character weapons training. Stop in.
Well, maybe this is just dark humor ’cause you’ve been watching Underworld all week…
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1. I tried writing in a different voice
2. Don’t delete your next chapter until I get a chance to read it.
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It’s always good to experiment with voice. As long as you don’t let the demon stick around too long. I’ll keep my chapter up so I can worship myself a bit longer.
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