Did Republicans miss the point? You decide!
Any officer standing on a suspect’s neck more than five minutes must be prosecuted for loitering.
For the purpose of this bill, “tickling” is any action using the fingers, hands, feather or firearm to induce laughter or death.
Any officer who shoots a fleeing suspect in the back will be required to also shoot that suspect in the front… for symmetry.
A “righteous shooting” will be hereafter defined as any police shooting that no one has captured on video.
Police will be encouraged to reach out to the community… and then take it by the neck and squeeze.
To save resources, police officers will no longer be prosecuted for minor offenses like tickling a suspect.
Municipalities are strongly encouraged to avoid hiring recruits who show up in a white sheet, unless they turn out to be Cicero or Julius Caesar…
The federal government will still supply tanks and rocket launchers to local law enforcement; however, they will be strongly cautioned to aim them away from their faces and elementary schools.
If a suspect dies in custody after a beating and law enforcement publicly announces that it was “natural causes”, they are required, by law, to keep a straight face…
This bill will be null and void if it actually fixes anything.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Perhaps not quite in good taste Charles
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There is some anger in this list, Deb. I’ve been watching this happen for years.
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I can understand that Charles, we have similar issues here
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Taste is wasted on Trump. The only taste that impresses him is the blood of those he delights in cutting to pieces. Anger on, my friend.
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It’s definitely a bill without teeth.
And I wish someone would bite them in the ass for it’s lack of them.
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Did you see the “executive order”? It “urges” and “encourages” a lot, but there is nothing really in it. Because and executive order only covers the executive branch…
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Like everything else the Cheeto in Chief does, it’s a lot of noise with little substance.
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… as a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…
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I didn’t read it, but I didn’t expect it to make much sense. Your list sounds about right. I did see that Siri is able to record a conversation when you tell her, “Hey Siri, I am getting pulled over.” I don’t know why but that made me feel good.
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We can file that under the category of “I Can’t Believe We NEED This”….
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Exactly!
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The Police in your country are more like paramilitary these days. It’s like their hiring policy is violent thugs only…
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How DARE you say that despite how accurate it is….
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Hysterical as always…but shut off the news…your consciousness grows dark and infected.
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It’s a subject I have some strong feelings about. But, I mostly try to avoid politics…
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My next few posts will attempt to explain WHY the world is going apeshit…If I can sit my ass down and write! LOL!
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If law enforcement needs someone to model to learn to “keep a straight face,” Trump enablers have no problem in that regard..
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