Cliches Repurposed

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I’d become that which I hated most: Liver and onions.

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And, to add insult to injury, he made fun of my broken arm…

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She was as cute as a button… a sexy button with a butt that wouldn’t quit. The kind of button you’d leave unbuttoned so everyone could see it on your lapel and they’d say, “What a sexy button you have. I would like to BUY your button”

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He kept his head in the clouds and his ear to the ground and eventually tore his head in half.

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His company worked him like a dog… so, he ate breakfast, slept most of the morning, then barked for an hour after the mailman came by.

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I must’ve gotten up on the wrong side of the bed because I found myself wedged between the wall and the box spring.

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She asked me to assistant-coach gymnastics and I bent over backwards to help her…

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His constant nagging to get me to free-climb eventually drove me up the wall…

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He was tough as nails but only after he got himself hammered.

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To find him, I left no stone unturned; however, he would just sneak back and turn them back over so I’d lose my place.

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