Tofu may reduce the risk of cancer. It might also bring you gold bars and unicorns while you sleep.
Women who are going through menopause should eat tofu because the drudgery of eating it is a great thing to blame your wild moods swings upon.
Freezing tofu turns it yellow. It is still good to eat… the yellow is just the blandness trying to escape.
In the 1930’s a plastic was developed from tofu which was a surprise to literally no one.
Tofu has no flavor of it’s own. If you cook it with something flavorful the tofu will suck the flavor out of that, too.
Tofu is a complete protein, like a deer stuffed with a pig that has been stuffed with quail…
I cannot eat tofu due to a pact I made with myself as a child never to eat ANY product that has been made from curdled bean juice.
Tofu has been around for thousands of years, so READ THE USE-BY DATE ON YOUR PACKAGE…
Tofu should be stored in water, by which I mean, thrown into the ocean.
Tofu is not just for vegetarians. It is also appropriate for omnivores who’ve committed atrocities.
I enjoyed this list Charles but then I’ve never eaten tofu 😊
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It’s the only food my boxers wouldn’t eat…
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I think that tells you something 😊
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Yeah… I couldn’t eat it that first time…
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Well…
You got the first one right
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I try to get at least one right…
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I mean; we can all use a few extra unicorns… right?
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I have a virgin set aside just to catch them…
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I’m sorry to tell you; virgins catching unicorns is a fable
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Tell that to my five unicorns.
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Well that’s impressive.
I hope you feed them well—or else you’ll find the virgin… uhhh…
No, no you won’t find her.
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Spam, Twinkies and Tofu. They will out live us all….
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Amen!
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I think women going through menopause should just carry blocks of tofu around. You can throw it as hard as you want in an emotional rage and not break anything. I think I will be heading to the store shortly….
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You’ve got a while, I’m sure. I was around when my ex was going through it. It was very unpleasant… I’m sure it was for her, too…
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Tofu is God’s way of telling us to eat more animals.
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I wish I’d thought of that…
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Tofu also causes males to grow bigger breasts, as it releases more estrogen to be released into the body. Something like that. Google tofu/estrogen. So…world leaders should eat LOTS of Tofu…perhaps there would be less testosterone based conflict like wars.
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Plus they could nurse puppies…
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Judging by Senator Mitch McConnell’s ever-vacuous facial expression, I suspect he’s on an unending tofu diet. Or maybe he’s just chronically constipated.
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Everything he is is chronic…
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nice share
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Thanks, so much.
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