Or, how is a donkey like a vampire?
(Don’t judge me too harshly. High difficulty level)
If you throw holy water into a vampire’s face it burns. Donkeys aren’t burned by holy water thrown into the face, but it sure pisses them off.
Dracula didn’t come from Omaha. The same is true for the vast majority of donkeys.
Vampires are repelled by garlic; donkeys can be roasted with garlic.
Jackasses look fairly dapper in capes especially if they are wearing a silk top hat and spats.
Vampires do not cast a reflection in a mirror. Donkeys do, but they seldom look into mirrors.
Eddie Murphy played a vampire in Vampire in Brooklyn and a donkey in the movie Shrek. If a man pretending to be a donkey can pretend to be a vampire, it should be simple for a donkey to pretend to be a vampire.
A donkey breeds with a horse to produce a mule. A vampire can breed with a horse but the only thing that would come of it would be a night that neither would ever forget.
A vampire must sleep in its own native soil. A donkey usually sleeps in its own waste.
A vampire can live hundreds of years. A donkey won’t but since one donkey is pretty much like another, WHO CARES?
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I am rather fond of donkey’s Charles 😯
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You and me both, Deb.
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So you chose to compare them to vampires???? What do you think cats are for???? 😃
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It was an exercise where I came up with the title first…
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Buffy the Donkey Slayer was a great show!
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Nice ass!
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And a night neither would ever talk about! The kids have had Shrek (all of them) on a lot this summer. All I hear right now is Shrek yelling “Don-KEY!” ….Thanks. This should make for a great jackass kind of day. 🙂
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I picked the concept at random, but I like donkeys and vampires. I think it is a shame they’ve never gotten together…
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Do you have a good roasted garlic and donkey recipe…. because I just can’t seem to find one.
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I’ve got one for zebra… I just substitute donkey.
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I love vampires. Everyone does. They possess an immortal passion to drain the life energy from all living souls, which some people deserve. Not sure I’ve developed love of Donkey’s as this point. Maybe if they made movies about Donkey’s stomping the bad guys to death, then giving us that big Donkey smile…maybe I would love them as much as I do Vampires. And, I thought Eddy Murphy made a pretty good Vampire…although I couldn’t take my eyes of Angela Basset.
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You’ve given me a lot to digest, George. I think you can learn to love donkeys; whereas, vampires are a taste that is difficult to cultivate…
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I only love them from afar. Way far.
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The part of Dracula could also be performed by Trump, just in case he wants something to do (besides tweet and play golf) after Jan. 20.
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