“Is the safety glass secured?”, asked Donald Trump.
His aide nodded, “I still wish we’d handled this outbreak better, sir”
“I didn’t want to panic anyone”, he said, looking over the massive angry crowd of zombies. “Besides, they vote Republican”
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
“Is the safety glass secured?”, asked Donald Trump.
His aide nodded, “I still wish we’d handled this outbreak better, sir”
“I didn’t want to panic anyone”, he said, looking over the massive angry crowd of zombies. “Besides, they vote Republican”
I think I saw this group going door to door the other day…..
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Have your husband bite one of them. Maybe they’ll turn into a Marine.
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He’d probably just deny it was happening…
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Or say what a marvelous job he was doing as there were still some people left that weren’t zombies.
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THAT’S exactly what he’d do and is doing!
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Fuck I hate him.
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I’d say, “Join the club” but, at this point, it would be easier to put those who like or tolerate him in their own club…
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Nice job. I’d like the story where he got eaten by zombies too.
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Well… 42 words…
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The next 42 would surely see his demise. Great job on this 42. Go 42!
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Walking Braindead says it all. Wearing the hat, of course. Just 2 words.
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I think I’m getting dangerously close to the theme of your novella…
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Indeed.
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Oh, cynicism. Clever Charles 😊
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You don’t see much optimism associated with zombies, Deb…
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I don’t know, they’re optimistic that they’ll get a feed 😊
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