I’m proud that I still don’t know if Wilson Philips is a man, a woman or a group of people.
I’m proud that the only body modification I’ve ever had done was falling face forward into a coffee table.
I’m proud that I’ve never lied during sex.
I’m proud that I’ve never taken money to perform sex, although I have taken money to stop.
I’m proud of my ability to say just the right thing at just the right time in just the wrong place to just the wrong person.
I’m proud of my singing voice which is just my talking voice but with a random, “Bay-bee!” thrown in every few stanzas.
I’m proud that I’ve never given in to the temptation to see if rolled oats will actually roll…
I’m proud that I’ve put a hundred percent of my effort into quitting in despair…
I’m proud of the full head of hair that I have in my hair brush.
I’m mostly proud of my modesty…
I’m proud of the fact that my lists always have exactly ten items.
I’m proud of the “meta-items” in my lists that, although not funny, really make you think. Specifically, you think, “Hey, that’s not funny”
I’m proud that I keep going long after I should’ve stopped.
I’m also proud of stopping.
“I’m mostly proud of my modesty.” How do you ever expect to become President if you’re not 100% proud of your modesty, like The Donald?
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My modesty is HUGE!
What did you think of his debate “performance”?
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Remember the old “Who was that lady I saw you with last night” – “That was no lady, that was my wife” joke? Well, that was no debate performance, that was an f-ing debacle. Anyone who watches the next debate has to be a glutton for punishment, to say the lest.
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I recorded it… but after seeing bits of it on-line, I just deleted it without watching…
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I thought his debate performance was typical. Why should he only be allowed to talk at certain times? Donald is allowed to say whatever he wants, whenever he wants to say it. I hear ya on the hairbrush. Sometimes I put my hairbrush in my daughter’s room and exclaim, “look at all the hair YOU lost!”
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I’d try that with my son but my hair is grey… also, he IS losing his hair and I truly don’t want to depress him…
So, should I publish “What I learned from the Debates” tomorrow? Or, my think-piece on pet tapeworms?
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I’m thinking the debate one. Pet tapeworms is a great topic, but one we can read the day after or next week.
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I hear and obey.
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Damn. Now I really want to roll some oats…
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I can see it now: One of your neighbors writing, “Saw some oats rolling on highway 13, managed to shoo them off the road but not sure they’ll stay there”
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And if they do? I’ll be sure to include it in my next I love my town post.
😉
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I’m proud that I “coulda” gotten paid for sex. But I enjoyed it so much…I decided to donate. Now…looking back…I dunno about that either…
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You are a true humanitarian, George!
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LOL!
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Ten items, huh? I must’ve miscounted…
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Three of them are two-part items…
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Oh.
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I’m proud that I can embarrase the kids without even trying
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It is nice to be good at something, Deb. Mine are perpetually embarrassed.
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Mine told me I was a bad influence yesterday, I felt so proud 🙂
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And, I’m proud of you!
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I’m proud I’m no Proud Boy 😎
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Gloater 🥰
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