I’m sorry I terrified a bunch of children by acting like I was violently insane; I truly thought I heard hiccups.
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I’m sorry I watched Friday the Thirteenth with your kids but I felt that it was well past time that they learned about eye-gouging.
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I’m sorry I made you jealous by paying extra attention to your cousin but the undertaker did a great job on her.
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I’m sorry I ate the second to last piece of pie but you shouldn’t have eaten the last piece before that.
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I’m sorry about the mess I made on your carpet and next time will gut whatever deer I bring over in your garage.
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I’m sorry I’m late. I tried a new shortcut but the soccer players wouldn’t get out of my way.
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I’m sorry I yelled at you but you looked like you were a lot further away.
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I’m sorry I insulted your mother but, taking into account her age, I thought she’d be more at peace with the horsiness of her face…
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I’m sorry I forgot your birthday. I’ve only recent switched from the Julian to the Gregorian Calendar.
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I’m sorry I kissed you. It wasn’t on purpose. I was just trying to talk into your mouth.
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I think we need a I’m not sorry now 😊
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I will give it some thought, Deb…
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I’m not sorry that I fooled my dogs into thinking they were going on a walk and bathed them instead. They’re misery made my lockdown 🥳
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You’ve got to lash out at something, Deb. If you lashed out at no one, people would think you were nuts…
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well, you should work in kindergarten lol you’d be popular 😂
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I do my best NOT to be popular, Ray…
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haha, i think its the best in the huge company of kids
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I DID enjoy raising my two boys…
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I like the not sorry idea – I’m sure it will be funny. I wonder what those kids were actually seeing to make those faces. They’re pretty funny!
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I just typed “terrified children” into google…
As for the sorry/not sorry idea, it’s definitely got potential…
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I’m sorry I read this post (not really — I just couldn’t think of any bad puns, and I didn’t want you to think I was ignoring you).
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Two of the ladies want an “I’m NOT sorry” column to go with this one. What do you think?
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Welcome back!!!
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Julian to Gregorian? The perfect excuse.
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https://morepotatoes.com/2018/01/01/some-calendars-of-note/
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Love means never having to say you’re sorry. So whoever you’re apologizing too…
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So, if you love them, tell them you have no regrets!
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With my wife?
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The only thing I learned from marriage is the only animals offer unconditional love.
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I learned that, if you bite someone, they’ll stop stroking your head…
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