How Great Thou Art O’ Random Thart

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I took a survival course. They sent me a letter, telling me that I failed the class; but, I’m still alive so I must’ve gotten at least a ‘D’…

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I developed a cheap covid test based on the fact that your sense of taste tends to lessen when you come down with the virus: I eat at Arby’s. If I don’t immediately regret it, I’ve probably come down with the virus.

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After surveying bakeries all over the world, scientists have determined that no two thumbprint cookies are the same.

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“It’s the exception that proves the rule”… what the HELL does that even MEAN???

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If I ever have to box in the heavyweight class, I think I’ll call “no hits to the head” before the match starts.

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I want to buy one of those really nice stationary bikes because, the one thing I don’t own is a very expensive metaphor for how my life is going.

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You know those spy movies where someone’s exact double takes his place; but, there’s something off about him where you know it isn’t the original person? That’s how I see Canadians and Americans.

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You might say there are a lot of stoners in my family. Under my family crest is the Latin equivalent of “Puff, puff, pass”…

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The old expression is true: You rip what you sew…

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Why isn’t the synonym for “groundhog” “breakfast sausage”?

19 thoughts on “How Great Thou Art O’ Random Thart”

      2. I know. I’ve known Kiwis and Aussies and that’s an apt description. A professor from New Zealand rented a house from us while he was guest teaching at Georgetown.

        I still have to say that Aussies are less predictable…

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      3. I once read an article that New Zealand and Canada should join together and become New Zanada. Our national symbol would be the Kiwoose, a giant kiwi (the bird that is) with moose antlers. I would so support this.

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  6. I have a stationary bike. It’s a great life metaphor. Lots of motion, no progress. But hey, it feels good…exactly like you’re doing something or accomplishing something. Sorta like blogging.

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