What is your favorite sleeping position? Lying down.
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Do you have any pet peeves? No, but I’ve noticed that feral peeves keep getting into my trash cans.
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If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Steak stuffed with shrimp served on an apricot danish.
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What was the last thing you read? The word “else”…
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What song always gets you to the dance floor? Taps.
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If you could have any pet, what would it be? A giant otter with a clock in his belly.
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How would your ten year old self react to what you are now? My ten year old self would see what I’ve become, throw himself off a cliff and, if he lived, crawl up the cliff-face and try again.
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Do you have a “five year plan”? No, but I’ve got four more years to develop one.
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What is your motto? “You’ll never take me alive, coppers!”
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If you could just snap your fingers and make the world a better place, how would you do it? Poorly.
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Have you ever lost a friend? Yes, in the dryer. Found him in the lint basket with two of my socks.
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How do you define “beauty”? Differently, depending up which woman asked me.
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If you could time travel, to when would you go? To the 1950s for a sirloin steak. If I had time, I’d visit Jane Mansfield and warn her about her driving.
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What is your idea of the perfect date? An intellectual discussion of philosophical movements followed by verbal abuse and a forced tattooing…
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If you found out today was your last day on Earth, what would you do? Find the person responsible and kill them…
Is forced tattooing a thing? Because you’d have to hold someone down for an awfully long time…
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I’m ready to expend that effort…
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I’d love a giant otter pet. We could hold hands when we slept and the clock in his belly would wake us up on time every day!
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They are some cute seal-like mammals…
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All these make perfect sense to me, especially the steak stuffed with shrimp on an apricot danish – which happened to be last night’s dinner. On beef thought, wouldn’t the last word you read be “read” or “be”?
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I stopped in mid-sentence…
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Oh … in between writing answers. Understandable.
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I plan on ending my autobiography mid-sentence when I die.
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Wait, so an autobiography has nothing to do with cars??? Damn, and there was only one more draft to go…
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Draft? No, kids today call it “drift”…
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