I don’t condescend to women. For you gals, that means I don’t needlessly explain things that you already know.
I don’t think a woman’s place is in her home; and, this is not just because I don’t think women should own property.
I think women deserve the same wages as men; although, I think they should be paid in “Girl Bucks”, special pink currency that can only be redeemed at cosmetic, clothing or wine stores.
I think we should have more movies about female historical figures but with really sexy actresses so men will want to see them.
I think that, if a particular career interests a woman, she should have the right to marry a man who works in that field.
I don’t think a woman’s sole purpose in life should be making a man happy; but, if that deal were offered to me, I’d have a tough time rejecting it.
I think cleavage is only one tiny criteria to be considered when hiring a female applicant.
I’ve worked for female bosses a few times and I was fine with taking orders from a woman once I’d showered the stink of shame and degradation off of me.
Personally, when I see a coworker, I don’t see gender. I do, however, see bra straps and high heels so I CAN make an educated guess.
Suffrage is important. I think every woman should have the right to vote for what she thinks is the best man running for office.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Living dangerously tonight Charles?
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Not even the worst one for this week, Deb. My regulars will know I’m not serious but any visitors might get irritated… or worse, agree with me…
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Ah but you never know who’s reading. Terse Llama has lots of time in the basement Charles 😟
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I was just throwing around some ideas with the terse llama…
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Hooo buddy, I was nervous. But you pulled that off swimmingly! Very funny
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Thanks… I try to live a little dangerously; but, it helps that my regular readers know that I’m a good guy overall…
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I can’t promise I’ll let you off the hook as easily 😈
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Fair enough.
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I’m torn. I want to laugh, but feel I should be outraged in sister solidarity.
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It gets worse, this week… you’ll see.
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OMG I want to see worse! Brilliant, biting, #shutitdown.
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I’m thinking Wednesday for that one. It’s funny. I had to go into D.C. for fingerprinting for a clearance and, while riding up there on the train, I banged out three posts. Something about getting out of the house…
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…and you did not see the tit in my #shutitdown.
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It takes getting out of the house to take a walk on the wild side.
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Trust me… when “tit” is anywhere in a word or sentence, my brain locks on it.
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My wife saw your post and asked if I thought it was funny. I asked her if I could take a rain check on my answer, and now I’m locked out of the house until it rains, which isn’t forecast until Friday. Hopefully, that fives me enough time to think of a survivable answer.
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Tell her that you reject me and everything I stand for…
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GIVES me enough time — not “fives” me enough time (I hope that typo wasn’t a bad omen).
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I had a hard time picking my favorite from this list. Maybe I should ask my boyfriend…
Also, I’m happy to say I don’t know anybody who would take these seriously.
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You should’ve seen my Dr. Seuss/Racism piece. People had very strong emotions over that one.
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I may have missed it–I’ll have to go back and find it, then! 😀
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