[Photo courtesy of Deb Whittam]
Sometimes I hate how stupid and shallow others are and how much they look and act like me…
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Sometimes I think I second-guess myself too much; but, then I realize that I don’t…
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Sometimes I think yogurt is just someone trying to explain away leaving the milk out all night.
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Sometimes I wish I were transparent because I get tired of having to move when people want to see something behind me.
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Sometimes I think that life is passing me by and I’m grateful that it isn’t knocking me down and trampling me.
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Sometimes I look back amazed at how much of my life I’ve wasted reminiscing.
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Sometimes I see the death and pain of those around me and I wish I’d NEVER bought that tiger…
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Sometimes I’m overwhelmed thinking about all of my faults; but, then I realize it is my faults that make me interesting, unemployable and unloved…
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Sometimes I feel that my family has unrealistic expectations of me just because I can destroy solar systems using only my thoughts.
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Sometimes I write checks that my butt can’t cash. I keep forgetting that my butt needs two forms of photo-ID…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
That’s really funny Charles, I think your right about the yogurt, that or the smurfs are responsible 😆
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I’ve got a little something on the Smurfs next week, NP…
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Oh, I love Gargomoyle. If tharpts how you spell it 😁
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That’s the only explanation for yogurt.
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Hubble photos provide evidence that you can destroy solar systems with your mind.
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Ironically, I can’t destroy the Hubble Telescope with my thoughts… although NASA almost took care of that themselves…
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Sometimes I wonder the same thing about cottage cheese. I mean c’mon, those clumps were born from somewhere!
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“Would you like some cottage cheese?”
“No whey!”
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I just laughed out loud. Good one!
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I had to steal that wonderful tiger picture.
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I think that Deb has photographed the entire continent of Australia…
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Frankly, I’m happy when you post something which doesn’t make me strain my brain to comment.
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Yours was a great reply all the same. You did it your way, eh?
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Your only mistake was to get only one tiger. Everybody knows you need at least two!
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For symmetry…
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That, and maybe they’ll maul each other before going for your friends and family. Maybe.
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Tell one tiger that the other has been laughing at him behind his back…
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That should work, if you speak tiger!
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“Sometimes I hate how stupid and shallow others are and how much they look and act like me…”
Damn, I feel called out.
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Go fer yer gun, pardner!
If you think you’re shallow, then you probably aren’t… It’s like not caring if you’re cool means you’re cool…
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I’ll take it!
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This is really sad, and coping-mechanism funny. I feel like we all want to be transparent sometimes, because it feels easier.
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I say coping-mechanism funny as a compliment. I also do this.
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If it gets too bad, I warn my readers with “I Go Dark…”
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I understand. Sometimes it feels safer to keep it tucked away too 😢❤️🩹
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LOL’d at the tiger joke! I’m stealing that. And keep your damn tiger away from me.
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Steal away!
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