If you meet a donut at a singles’ bar, never ask its Zodiac sign because it is always torus.
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There are countless reasons why I cannot accept the concept of infinity.
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I don’t want to bore you with the details; but, if I can bore you with a general overview, I’m an orator to be FEARED…
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Anyone who will take fruit over french fries is probably wearing a choke-collar.
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I have to live, every day, with the inevitability of failure. Why yes, I AM a Baltimore Orioles fan…
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My uncle once said that the music he liked was “Bach, Bach, Bach”. Turns out, he didn’t like Bach at all… he was just being slowly turned into a chicken.
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I’ve spent my whole life striving for material wealth, when all I ever really needed was a billion dollars in gold coins…
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There are two ways to go through life: One way is to assume there are only two ways to go through life; the other way is to assume the opposite. I choose neither.
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Back when I used to drink, I’d take my dog and we’d drink beers at an outdoor cafe… but, the dog had non-alcoholic beer because SOMEONE had to drive.
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She spoke so loudly that I couldn’t hear her over the sound of her voice.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
And that was the start of Chicken Man and his trusty sidekick SNAIL 🐌
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Chicken Man arrives in the nick of time; SNAIL will get there when he gets there.
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SNAIL is quicker than my dog.
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Hey, the Orioles are only 42.5 games out, there’s still time. Not enough to win, but enough for you to buy a rope and find a strong cross beam….
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I’d rather buy nine pieces of rope and a really strong cross beam…
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I’m the fruit person. And the salad person. I leave every meal unsatisfied. But since I sneak a french fry off someone’s plate to try and compensate for my displeasure – well, I guess I need someone to up the shock on my choke collar.
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Just make sure it is someone you trust, Robyn…
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And I thought I was the only other Orioles fan. Guess that explains our weird senses of humor.
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Humor is born of tragedy.
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You’re right. It’s pretty sad the Orioles have a team era over 5. And it’s pretty funny that Matt Harvey is still in baseball and leading the charge.
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At this point, I’d rather watch a minor league game…
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I doughnot get the torus joke…
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It’s all for the best, on the hole…
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LOL. Touché!
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