[This one was tougher than it looks so be kind]
If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters for a million years, eventually, one of them would write Hamlet. But, Hamlet’s already been written so it might be better to use your monkeys and typewriters for something else.
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If you had a million lemmings typing on a million typewriters for a million years, eventually, one would write Shakespeare’s Macbeth, only with more parts for lemmings.
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If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters for a million years, about half of them would end up with carpal tunnel syndrome and THEN you’d have a lawsuit on your hands.
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If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters, it would be about a week before several of them demanded those stupid stand-up desks…
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If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters for a million years, eventually, one of them would notice that small high window and escape… then, it would free its friends. Now, you’ve got a lot of angry monkeys with carpal tunnel syndrome to deal with. Can’t the army help? Don’t make me laugh!
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If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters for a million years, you would have quite the sanitation problem.
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If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters for a million years, eventually, one of them would write the script for the first Star Trek movie… but they’d keep it to themselves because even monkeys have their standards.
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If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters for a trillion years, eventually, they’d write everything all those monkeys had previously written plus a conspiracy theory that blames it all on George Soros.
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If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters for a million years, do you think one of them would be glad to type up the flyer for your garage sale or would it say sarcastically, “Sure, I’ll neglect my job of typing things entirely at random to type up YOUR stupid garage sale”
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At the end of a million years do you just FIRE all the monkeys? I guess that’s okay because they would have office skills by that point… but, I’d spend about three hours teaching them Excel before they went, just as a courtesy.
Love that last one Charles 😃. I was just looking at my photos to see if I had a subject for you
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I’ll definitely take one, Deb…
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There are already enough parts for lemmings in MacBeth imo 🙄
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“Lay on, McDiff and let’s all jump into the ocean from a high cliff!”
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The questions is… if you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters, how many banana daiquiris would you need to mix?
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And, how many of the monkeys are “mean drunks”…
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It could go bad very quickly…
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How do you say, “What the HELL are YOU looking at?” in monkey?
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If there were a million monkeys it would mean that the Planet of the Apes was real and that our last hope was Charleton Heston and I would completely lose all interest at that point.
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“Get your paws off of me, you damned dirty APE!!!”
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“a conspiracy theory that blames it all on George Soros”. I’m Curious, by George — are you implying that all monkeys are right-wingers?
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Of course not. Look at Jim Jordon…
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Random banging away did not produce MacBeth. I’ve been banging away for an infinity and can’t even finish one book! So, I fired myself.
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If you were a monkey, you’d have finished by now…
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…I haven’t reached infinite time yet.
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I don’t want to imagine the severance you need to pay after a million years of work!
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They are “at will” workers…
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Or maybe we could just admit that God made this big, complicated, wonderful world, and “random chance” would need a lot more than a million monkeys and a million years. I’m sure there are other things those monkeys would be much better at doing, anyway. 😏
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Fire the monkeys? Lord, no. Monkey head’s soup, everyone!
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What are you going to do with a million pots of monkey-head soup?
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That’s what they said about PopTarts. Some of us happen to be entrepreneurs.
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I fear Campbells will make a cheaper crappier version of monkey head soup and put you out of business…
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