I keep a mime in a large, transparent box… mostly for the sake of irony.
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There is literally no good reason to eat marshmallows…
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I lived in a town that was near the world’s largest baking soda volcano. One day, it erupted, flooding the town and relieving the acid re-flux of dozens of residents.
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They say, if you put a piece of wedding cake under your pillow, you’ll dream of your future spouse. I put a piece of pineapple upside-down cake under my pillow and I dreamed of my future spouse but she was standing on her head.
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Who is the third most popular medieval philosopher? If you said Erasmus, you’d be wrong… so very very wrong.
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I kept my poisons out of the reach of my kids so, if I was ever poisoned, I could cross them off the list of suspects pretty early on.
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France isn’t so great; but, it beats elbow surgery in most polls.
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Her breasts were real but she’d had buttock injections. She was essentially a chest with a false bottom.
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Being a Baltimore Orioles fan is like trying to somersault up-hill.
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Sign in a dominatrix-supply store: “If you don’t see what you want, ask for it… BEG FOR IT…ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!”.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Yep, still thinking of llamas though
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I’ve been thinking of genetically-modified bio-engineered super-intelligent dogs.
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Interviewing llamas. We are so on the same wavelength
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I’ve known saleswomen like that last one.
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I knew a girl scout like that, once. I bought SO many cookies…
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I blame being a Baltimore Orioles fan for my eating marshmallows, picking Erasmus as the third most popular medieval philosopher, AND for keeping poisons close at hand. As a result of the Orioles, no one trusts my judgment, which does let me off the hook a lot.
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I didn’t get my poisons until AFTER I became an Orioles fan.
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I love the Store Sign!
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I think I talk too much about that aspect of erotic interaction… but, it is the funniest of the fetishes.
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We — or at least, you — have come a long way since the Glutenberg bible. As for me, I’m with Gershwin: I takes that gospel whenever it’s pos’pel….but with a grain of salt.
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The Glutenberg Bible is worth a lot of bread.
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