Hay should not be confused with straw. Hay is a bundle of dried vegetation used mostly as animal-feed. Straw is what they put up to keep dirt bike racers from flying into the spectators.
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Hay is given to livestock when desirable food is unavailable. The same reason people drink almond milk.
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If hay is too moist, it can generate heat as it decomposes and spontaneously combust. Sadly, almond milk just sits in the refrigerator until you move to another home.
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Sheep and goats will not eat hay that has been trampled. Puma and wolves WILL eat sheep and goats that have been trampled.
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Hay can be used to smoke fish or in tea. It’s not a particularly good flavor but if ingredients aren’t available, it is better than almond milk.
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Don’t give your horse high-protein hay because it stresses the horse’s kidneys. Don’t give your horses low-protein hay because it causes the stomach to distend and the horse to become malnourished. To be honest, your horse is probably doomed.
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Hay is essentially the contents of a pasture packaged in one place for the animal. It’s the equivalent of cutting up your son’s meat for him when he’s forty.
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Anyone who’s been knocked over by a horse has to wonder how something stuffed with hay can be so hard.
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Originally, hay was cut with scythes and left in a pile in the field. It was grueling and back-breaking work. Anyone who said, “Hey guys, we’ve got a nice rhythm going… let’s work for a few more hours” was also cut with scythes and left in a pile in the field.
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Inhaling hay dust and mold can cause a condition known as “Farmer’s Lung”. It is a hypersensitivity pneumonitis that can cause permanent pulmonary damage. It is occasionally treated with doses of expired almond milk…
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I use Almond milk in my fruit smoothie every morning. I tried using hay but it clogged up the blender….
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Try using Shredded Wheat… it’s almost the same thing.
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Blech! I think it’s worse….
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Ok, working on the logic of this post I’m meant to feed the horse almond milk, or alternatively almond milk
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Horses LOVE almond milk, Deb. Before they evolved hooves, they were tree-dwelling insects who ate bananas. IT’S IN THEIR DNA!!!
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Then I’m right ☺️
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Hay! Is a good word to yell at someone when you want their attention too! As in, “Hay! Drop in! New post up finally!” LOL!
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I’m looking forward to reading it, George!
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Paul… worries me…
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LOL! He’s embracing who he is.
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I am sort of understanding how much you Love Almond Milk!
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I can’t de-emphasize it enough…
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I’ve known a few hayseeds in my life, but when they died, they pushed up daisies instead of hay. This may be because they were buried in a cemetery instead of being put out to pasture.
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I’ve had a few of them bale on me, too…
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