[Sometimes, the first words you hear from someone are an indicator of what they horrors they will bring to your life so PAY ATTENTION]
“I knew you were okay because I can see your aura”
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“Hi, great to meet you. If you want a man who’s intelligent, has a good sense of humor and is a giving caring lover, I’m two of those things!”
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“You look like my kind of guy… the kind who dates me a few times until I do something creepy and dumps me forcing me to wait outside his home and work until someone accuses me of boiling a pet bunny rabbit and puts me in a state sanitarium. Wanna sit at a table or the bar?”
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“I’m your neighbor. I watch a lot of horror movies so, if you hear screaming or pleading or scratching on the walls, it is definitely a movie and not a lawyer being killed and dismembered. Come over some time and we’ll have a drink”
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“I write poetry… mostly about clouds”
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“Hello! I’m little Billy’s mom; and, we should get along GREAT as long as you recognize the fact that my son can do no wrong”
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“I’m Kevin and I’ll be your waiter. Just to let you know, I am extremely ethical so we won’t be ordering any meat today, will we?”
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“Nice to meet you. You’re not a process server are you?”
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“I know it’s tough starting a new job; but, the only thing you have to remember is that I’m a diagnosed manic-depressive so I take no responsibility for how I treat you”
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“Hi! You seem like a smart guy. I’ll bet you’d really like to know what selling Amway can do for you”
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
He-e-e-e-y… I write poetry about clouds!… 😅
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I was more referring to Wordsworth. YOUR poems on clouds are GREAT!
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Hahaha! WHAT a compliment! You have a great day, brother 🙋
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Just my luck to get a vegan waiter at the steakhouse. And the poetry thing goes for visiting blogs as well.
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I wonder just how many vegan waiters are out there.
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I write poetry about clouds 😦
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But, your clouds are Australian clouds which aren’t the same as American ones…
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Ok, I’m going to buy that one cos I had good news today. Now I’m going to email you something I drew and I want an honest opinion C
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Just in case the email doesn’t get to you, it was great… especially the use of color…
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Your email bounces back as non-deliverable…
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really, try nopenotpam@gmail.com
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“I do a little magic…and have a blog.”
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I write poems about clods. Hopper (Hedda) wrote gossip.
Were your or my first words were the worst? I’d say it’s a tossup
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I love the gossip/tossup rhyme… if I steal it, the classy thing to do would be to not point it out…
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I took poetic license with the first five words. Actually, I write SATIRE about ONE clod (Donnie John Trump).
As for the rest, you’re welcome to it. I feel about that rhyme like Groucho Marx felt when he said something about having the brain of a four year old….”and was he glad to get rid of it!”
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