It’s better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. If you have no candles, it’s okay to curse the guy whose job it is to buy candles.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life.
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You can’t teach an old dog new tricks; however, with a strong background in calculus, he can get a degree in Civil Engineering.
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A stopped clock is right twice a day; but, a frankfurter never lies.
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There are plenty of fish in the sea; and, not one of them thinks you’ll ever find a girl as good as the one who just dumped you…
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He who hesitates is lost, unless he is competing in a Who Can Do the Least contest
