Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
What are the disadvantages of eating gold? Your bowel movements will be worth more than you are. Plus, you’ll confound the x-ray machine at the airport and they will be forced to pat you down. Before a long flight, a little groping really hits the spot… What were the Little Rascals previously called? Fetuses. How […]
Read More Google Questions/Charlie AnswersUse the pennies to make puppet faces to use for a puppet show. Possible plot: Abraham Lincoln and his wife, Abraham Lincoln, invent a cloning machine to create an army of Abraham Lincolns to defeat the evil genius, Abraham Lincoln. ☺ Pennies are the perfect size for coasters at the next tea party you hold […]
Read More What Will We Do With All Those Pennies?Challenge your underwear to a fight. ֎ Try to sell someone your plastic laundry basket as the Largest Colander Ever Built… ֎ Loudly announce you lost a dime bag of meth to see how many patrons dive under the seats. ֎ If they have the stiff contoured plastic chairs, oil them to see how far […]
Read More Fun Things to do at the LaundromatApril 2nd 2020 Fear is a great motivator… except fear of motivation… then, it just gets confusing… The fairgrounds in Louisville, Kentucky will be turned into a 2000-bed field hospital for overflow Covid patients. It will be the first hospital in Kentucky with both a roller coaster and a ring-toss game. The President’s new chief […]
Read More Something I’m Working on Part 5March 27th I can forgive my ex-girlfriend for a lot of things but NOT for neglecting to tell me that she was imaginary. I read that a 102 year old Italian woman has managed to survive Covid. Her nephew told the press, “The virus surrendered in front of her”. She was in the hospital for […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 