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Take My Life Advice… or Else

No task is beneath you. Do the menial stuff with pride and hope that no one sees you. ▼ Don’t be afraid of hard work… unless it is menacing you with a hunting knife or suddenly popping out of your bedroom closet when you are just falling asleep. ▼ Do what you love… keeping in […]

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Possible Reasons My Dog Exploded

Something might’ve gone wrong with his jet-pack… ☺ I over-inflated him. ☺ He got into the pork chop-flavored alka-seltzer that I keep in the medicine cabinet. ☺ I suspect that the animal I trained and nurtured might’ve been a propane tank. That would explain why he hissed instead of barked. ☺ I pulled his pin. […]

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