Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Thanks to Deb for the idea] If you cut a magnet in half, you end up with two magnets; so, if you want to get rid of a magnet completely, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! ☺ Some species of shark are repelled by magnets so any artwork created by their kids sits on the kitchen floor. […]
Read More Attractive Facts about MagnetsNo task is beneath you. Do the menial stuff with pride and hope that no one sees you. ▼ Don’t be afraid of hard work… unless it is menacing you with a hunting knife or suddenly popping out of your bedroom closet when you are just falling asleep. ▼ Do what you love… keeping in […]
Read More Take My Life Advice… or ElseIt’s a Steven Segal movie called, “Straight to Video”. ♦ All the nude scenes have some kind of product placement in them. ♦ Some of the cast have two or more roles… in the same scene… and have to walk from one side of the shot to the other and put on a different hat. […]
Read More How You Can Tell the Movie You are Watching is Low Budget[After six months of unemployment, I have a job. Please allow me to share my wisdom on this subject with you] Don’t ask when you can apply for long-term disability. ֍ Don’t install Skyrim on your work computer. If, for some reason, it is already ON your work computer, don’t start a Wizard character because […]
Read More Things NOT to Do When you Start a New JobSomething might’ve gone wrong with his jet-pack… ☺ I over-inflated him. ☺ He got into the pork chop-flavored alka-seltzer that I keep in the medicine cabinet. ☺ I suspect that the animal I trained and nurtured might’ve been a propane tank. That would explain why he hissed instead of barked. ☺ I pulled his pin. […]
Read More Possible Reasons My Dog Exploded