Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Don’t suddenly blurt out the word, “Gin!” unless that’s what you’re drinking. ♣ If you get a lot of straight-flushes, you WILL get shot from time to time. ♣ If the guy next to you is showing two aces and you’re showing a possible flush, you’re both going to lose to the guy who bets […]
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Read More New Year’s Resolutions 2023A textbook on American Sign Language written in braille. ◙ Roll-off deodorant because sometimes I change my mind and want to get sweaty and stink. ◙ A zombie-dog like from Pet Semetary so, if I needed to board the dog while on vacation, I could just leave at a kill-shelter and, by the time they […]
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Read More Doris DayOne day, a sewer-dwelling clown decided he was done luring children down into the depths and then eating them. For one thing, the children were none too clean… and there were the ethical issues to deal with. He decided he wanted to live far away from civilization and reinvent himself. Realtor after realtor showed him […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 