Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
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Read More Money-Losing Ideas I’ve HadRivergirl posed this question for her supposed readers. I’m taking it more seriously than most… Give a deep-tissue massage to a snow man. ♥ Hike the trails at Nevada’s Cactus and Stinging Insect State Park. ♥ Start a reasonable and well-thought-out debate on the International Monetary Fund at an outlaw biker bar. ♥ Stroll across […]
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Read More Floors!First, identify the spider. This can be done with either a naturalist’s guide to wildlife or by checking the tattoo in the small of the spider’s back. ◙ Remember: There are only two kinds of poisonous spider in the United States. There’s the very distinctive black widow with an almost metallic looking body with a […]
Read More So, There’s a Spider in Your BathtubWhen shoveling snow, if you feel tightness in the chest or dizziness, STOP IMMEDIATELY… unless you enjoy tightness in the chest or dizziness. * If it is severely cold, dress for it. How do you know you are dressed properly? You won’t be able to move your head or arms; and, if you fall down, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 