It was Never Easy for Me

I had a rough childhood. My family had nothing and had to borrow to get even that. We lived at the dump for years. When people hear this, they always ask the same question: “If you lived at the dump, where did you throw your trash?”. Well, it was Florida, so we threw it beside […]

Me and My Boys

Ever want to know what I look like? Prepare to be disappointed: I’m the old one…

Elementary Facts about Neutrinos

A neutrino is an elementary particle. An elementary particle is any matter that cannot be broken down any further. So, the neutrino you thought you destroyed when you ran over it with your car was probably the neighbor’s cat. A neutrino is not a neutron. The name “neutrino” was coined to give the newly discovered […]

Cliches Repurposed

I’d become that which I hated most: Liver and onions. And, to add insult to injury, he made fun of my broken arm… She was as cute as a button… a sexy button with a butt that wouldn’t quit. The kind of button you’d leave unbuttoned so everyone could see it on your lapel and […]

Can You Bear Some Bull on the Stock Market?

Stocks are essentially a roulette game where everyone but you already knows where the ball is going. Remember, it’s not a bad idea at all to base the health of one’s economy on a bunch of guys in suits all yelling in a big room. Investing in the stock market will bring YOU to the […]