Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
There are some people whose dreams foretell the future. My dreams foretell the present; for example, I dreamed once that I was on a cruise ship and I suddenly fell overboard. When I woke up, I was in the ocean and the ship was slowly moving away from me. Another time, I had that dream […]
Read More Olio Quartet[For those not keeping track: Lately, state legislation has been passed recently to prohibit schools from teaching that slavery is bad] Captured African B&D fetishists found being chained up to be demeaning but also erotic. ♦ Slaves could not be arrested and convicted of tax fraud. So, they were treated like billionaires are treated, today. […]
Read More Republican Guide to Teaching Positive Aspects of SlaveryGet Moving: Any form of activity will help wake you up… especially groggily falling downstairs, which is inevitable without your morning coffee. ☻ Morning Exercise: Try running. Because nothing wakes you up quicker than a torn Achilles tendon. ☻ Take an Ice-Cold Shower: The coldness of the water will preserve your body after the inevitable […]
Read More How to Wake Up Without CaffeineI’m touched. Thank you for remembering my birthday! Sure, my birthday was actually two months ago, but thank you for remembering that I have a birthday at all. The card you sent was great, along with the request for a loan until next Monday. That’s called “multi-tasking” and it is beautiful… As for your lovely […]
Read More TouchedI hear that a horrible monster stalks city streets in Wisconsin to kill any interesting people it might find. So far, no one has been killed which has hurt a lot of feelings. ☺ I hear that doll’s eyes each contain a tiny piece of gold foil; so, if you gouge the eyes out of […]
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