One If I had to choose an iconic symbol of my childhood, and I wasn’t allowed to pick that game of old maid I once played with Squeaky Fromme, I would choose the old sycamore tree that stood at the top of Wilson Hill. The tree overlooked Wilson Creek just at the end of Wilson […]Read More Strange Interludes
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At six hundred feet tall, Cthulhu is tall enough to ride any roller coaster in the world… even theoretical roller coasters that haven’t been invented yet. Cthulhu once fell in love with a human female. The result of their union can still be seen on Nickelodeon. According to creator H. P. Lovecraft, just […]Read More Fun Facts about Cthulhu
[I got this idea from Deb Whittam, so any complaints should be directed at her] Sphinx: A sphinx is half eagle, half lion. Cats hate birds, so why make an animal that is half cat and half bird? You’d just create something so frustrated with itself that it sits on a rock and asks people […]Read More Mythical Creatures that are Stupid
Jim Morrison once said, “A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself”. Being friendless gives you that exact same freedom and you don’t have to remember birthdays… I get tired of my landlord walking around like he owns the place… I traveled far and wide to find something worth journeying around […]Read More Thoughts as Random as Bikes Can be Tandem
Beatrix Kiddo. Something previously dead but now shambling about with a strange sense of purpose. A time capsule. For those who don’t know what that is, a time capsule is essentially a garbage can that doesn’t get emptied for a hundred years. It’s okay to bury your resentment generated by your family and friends just […]Read More Things that are Okay to Bury
I resolve to go to work each and every day with the knowledge that Friday is no more than five days away at any time. I promise to share my issues with loved ones so that they’ll always know how I am feeling and so they will leave me mostly alone… I promise to watch […]Read More 2018 New Years Resolutions