Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
When you get really mad are you a spitter, screamer or biter? ♥ Do you use any addictive substances? By that I mean, can I trust you not to get into my cocaine? ♥ Are you a dependent inept man-child who will need me to handle nearly everything; or, are you completely different from every […]
Read More Questions to Ask a Future SpouseCorporal’s puppies from the last litter were just entering high school. One day, he came home from work, took a long drink from the toilet and then went into the kitchen, where his daughter Daisy was pondering her homework. “What’ya doing?”, Corporal asked, sniffing the trash can a little. His daughter rolled her eyes and […]
Read More The Dog Who Taught MathDear Owner: I am sorry I bit your niece. I should’ve taken her grabbing my eyeball as good fun, because, if I look at it dispassionately, it was funny on several levels. Unfortunately, having my eye grabbed and pulled on is one of my “buttons”. I hope your niece is okay; but, I have to […]
Read More Dog’s ApologyOne advantage to writing in cursive is you will be able to write much faster than printing, so it will be easier to take notes in school. Of course, neither you nor anyone else will be able to READ those notes… but it isn’t a problem because the class was video recorded. ♦ Cursive improves […]
Read More Advantages to Learning CursiveEarly on in modern astronomy, most scientists felt that the Universe was eternal. It was the scientific equivalent of shrugging your shoulders and saying, “I dunno. It was like that when I got here”. Later, they noticed signs that maybe the Universe hadn’t been here all along. With the aid of a spectrograph, scientists determined […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 